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Pete McLaughlin | Live Stand-Up Set — Merrimack Valley's Funniest Person Finalist

Pete's newest full set tape.

Great Falls Comedy Club

Insurance troubles and solutions?

Candy corn

Seasonal joke 

Westford PCA

Some guys are smooth. I took another route.

Meet Pete McLaughlin

Who the hell is Pete McLaughlin?

Pete is a middle-aged dad, a lifelong New Englander, and a comedian who came to stand-up later in life.

Which means he’s already dealing with an aging body, teenage-level technology, children who don’t appreciate everything he’s done for them, and the realization that his younger self made some spectacularly questionable decisions.

So naturally, he decided to put a microphone in front of himself and talk about all of it.

Pete’s comedy is personal without being precious, self-deprecating without being miserable, and relatable because life gets weird when you hit middle age.

He’s performed throughout New England and continues to build a growing catalog of original material designed for clubs, theaters, private events, and comedy shows.

And yes, he’s still cheaper than therapy.

THE COMEDY REAL STORIES. REAL LIFE. A LOT OF SELF-INFLICTED PROBLEMS.


Pete’s material comes from the stuff most people actually deal with:

Getting older.
Your body starts making decisions without consulting you.

Parenting.
You love your kids more than anything in the world.
You also occasionally wonder if there’s a return policy.

Relationships.
Because apparently finding someone who loves you isn’t enough. You also have to figure out how to live with them.

Weight.
Pete spent enough of his life being the fat kid that he’s basically got tenure.

Work.
Because nothing says “I’ve made good choices” like spending your day helping other adults figure out how to download a book.

Life.
Mostly Pete trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

None of it was planned. All of it became material. 

Pete is a Merrimack Valley's Funniest Person finalist, and he's performed at Great Falls Comedy Club, Wicked Funny Comedy Club, and CPFProductions shows across New England. Available for guest spots, features, and hosting — sets from 5 to 20 minutes, clean set available on request.

Upcoming Shows

11/6/2026

Comedy Showcase

7:30pm

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10pm

Parish Center for the Arts, Westford, MA

11/6/2026

Comedy Showcase

Hosted by Jeanne DeRosa. Tickets: https://parisharts.square.site

7:30pm

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10pm

Parish Center for the Arts, Westford, MA

11/14/2026

Merrimack Valley's Funniest Person Finals

7pm

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10pm

Hungry Traveler, 98 Beach Rd, Salisbury, MA

11/14/2026

Merrimack Valley's Funniest Person Finals

Merrimack Valley's Funniest Person Finals at the Hungry Traveler in Salisbury. Tickets: https://www.wickedfunnysalisbury.com/shows/392786

7pm

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10pm

Hungry Traveler, 98 Beach Rd, Salisbury, MA

12/17/2026

Comedy Night

7pm

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10pm

SoHo Asian Restaurant & Bar, 49 Lowell Rd, Hudson, NH

12/17/2026

Comedy Night

Pete McLaughlin is the feature act. Rest of the lineup TBD. Time and tickets TBD — Details TBD.

7pm

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10pm

SoHo Asian Restaurant & Bar, 49 Lowell Rd, Hudson, NH

2/5/2027

Pete McLaughlin

7pm

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10pm

Goffstown, NH

2/5/2027

Pete McLaughlin

Pete McLaughlin booked — show details TBD. Venue, time, and tickets TBD — Details TBD.

7pm

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10pm

Goffstown, NH

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